Survive in the wild: Cook an egg without flames!

[Martyr]

OMG!

I heard about this kewl way of cooking stuff if you're out on sniper suty in ze jungle & gets hungy ja!

INGEDIENTS:
1 Egg , & 2 Mobile phones.
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.

ASSEMBLY:


Initiate call between the two mobiles and allow 65 minutes...

During the first 15 minutes nothing happened.
25 minutes later the egg started getting hot.
45 minutes later the egg is hot.
65 minutes later the egg is cooked!




KEWL JA! {sarcastic}

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MEDICAL WARNING {the science bit}
The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins of your brain cells.

Please try to reduce long call times on mobile phones!
- or better yet chuck it outta the window & never use it again!

[Sam]

Wooo now I have a reason to give my friends for the lack of mobile phone usage.

Mobiles suck and are only useful when you break your leg or something when nobodies around.

[Martyr]

Best thing about mobiles is ze Txt messaging ja... they copied the idea from msn jA

[EviLTwiN.uK]

Or.. With them mobile phones ya could order a take-away.. Why waste 65 mins on 1 egg when you can spend 5 mins ordering your fav food ja?

[Sanctuary]

My thoughts exactly prophat.
And what idiot sniper would go to zee jungle without a lunchbox?
Except if ur chuck norris, then I'd understand cause he can spend years without eating.
But then again why use a sniperrifle if you're chuck norris?
u can be on the other side of the world and kill your target with a mere thought.

[Martyr]

LMFAO!

ze schlags have hijacked another thread!

[EviLTwiN.uK]

Sanca mon.. Your genious scares me sometimes

P.S

Spam?

[Sanctuary]

Prophat mon,
Sometimes you truly post usefull comments, in fact I must say that the level of your comments has gone up somehow! commendable.
A little critisism I must place, maybe next time keep your posts shorter?
hmm maybe like 1 or 2 words? or maybe dont post at all?

ps spamz0r.

[Martyr]

...

get yer handbags ready girls... 1 .... 2.... ...3.....

FIGHT!


oh and if u cud make your way to ze mudpit
;D

[ancient]

Woot ill Felch the looser.........Hell & the winner.

[Sanctuary]

LEMMAO.

btw I luff your avatar Ancient...
Don't know how to say it but... I think it turns me on.

[schaopke]

i always loved that movie for a reason ...