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Post by Dao of Minh on Sept 12, 2006 21:59:55 GMT
For all you sexy lovers (and players).
1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love!
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Post by Sanctuary on Sept 13, 2006 8:36:11 GMT
Schlag, Safe Sex is for N00BZZZ... No sex is for Evil Twins. Felch sex is for Ancients. Animal sex is for Fekecs.
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Post by Martyr on Sept 13, 2006 8:37:25 GMT
hmmm... that only leaves... Gay sex is for Sanca???
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Post by Sanctuary on Sept 13, 2006 8:39:31 GMT
NO! Gay sex is for Sanca AND MARTYR....
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Post by Martyr on Sept 13, 2006 8:40:14 GMT
O M G
{crawls into nearest bush}
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Post by EviLTwiN.uK on Sept 13, 2006 9:51:42 GMT
lmfao xD Sanca you are a schlag!
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Nikita
Decendant of Ho Chi Minh
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Post by Nikita on Sept 13, 2006 13:37:00 GMT
hmmzz somehow i get the feeling tis is only about boyz? i feel left out!
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GeMzY
Close friend of Minh
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Post by GeMzY on Sept 13, 2006 16:25:29 GMT
nikita dont feel leave out. cum join me and we practise safe sex together ;D
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Post by schaopke on Sept 13, 2006 16:25:34 GMT
i like doggyserver (woot was distracted or something like it bye nikita and gemz doing shit ive neva seen before ;D
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Nikita
Decendant of Ho Chi Minh
Posts: 1,310
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Post by Nikita on Sept 13, 2006 17:00:43 GMT
nikita dont feel leave out. cum join me and we practise safe sex together ;D anytime girly ( toys are safe right?)
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GeMzY
Close friend of Minh
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Post by GeMzY on Sept 13, 2006 17:42:26 GMT
yeah toys are more than safe, i got mine out waiting for you ;D
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Nikita
Decendant of Ho Chi Minh
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Post by Nikita on Sept 13, 2006 17:50:33 GMT
-blush- is it hot inhere or is it just me? dont move girl! im on my way ;D PS. soz Evil! i know we had a date tonite.. but who can cant resist a sweet girl and her toys?
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